Medical Riddles

Here you will find interesting and fun medical riddles, sayings and puzzles of all kinds. To solve the puzzles, you have to let your imagination run wild and see beyond logic to find the correct answer!

Doctor Harish and a bus driver Manish are both in love with the same woman named Priyanka. The bus driver need to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left he gave priyanka 10 apples. Why?

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Category: Medical Riddles, Science RiddlesTopics: Apple, Doctor, Love

Two girls were born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time, in the same month and year and yet they're not twins. How can this be?

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They're in a set of triplets

Category: Medical RiddlesTopics: Family

Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed. What is in the pack?

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A parachute

Category: Medical RiddlesTopics: Death, Desert, Parachute

What did the doctor say to the patient when he finished removing his appendix?

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That’s enough out of you.

Category: Medical RiddlesTopics: Appendix, Doctor

What did the nervous kid say when the doctor asked if he had been getting enough iron?

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Yes, I chew my nails every day.

Category: Medical RiddlesTopics: Doctor

What game can be dangerous to your mental health?

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Marbles, you don't want to lose them.

Category: Medical Riddles, Sporting RiddlesTopics: Game

What happens when a pony gets sunburned?

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You get a little horseradish (reddish).

Category: Animal Riddles, Medical RiddlesTopics: Pony

What is a drill sergeant?

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An army dentist.

Category: Medical RiddlesTopics: Army, Dentist, Sergeant

What is a sick crocodile?

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An ail-ligator.

Category: Animal Riddles, Medical RiddlesTopics: Crocodile

What is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?

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Absence of body

Category: Medical RiddlesTopics: Accident, Body, Vehicle

What is the best thing to take when you’re run over?

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The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.

Category: Funny Riddles, Medical RiddlesTopics: Vehicle

What is the best way to cure acid indigestion?

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Stop drinking acid.

Category: Medical RiddlesTopics: Acid, Drink

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

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One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.

Category: Medical RiddlesTopics: Body, Bus

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?

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A hill is hard to get up, a pill is hard to get down.

Category: Medical RiddlesTopics: Pill

What is the healthiest kind of water?

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Well water.

Category: Medical RiddlesTopics: Water

What is the perfect cure for dandruff?

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Baldness

Category: Medical RiddlesTopics: Cure

What nuts give you a cold?

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Cachoo (cashew) nuts.

Category: Medical RiddlesTopics: Nut

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

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Bronchitis (bronc-itis)

Category: Animal Riddles, Medical Riddles, PunsTopics: Cowboy, Horse, Horses, Sickness

When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?

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He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).

Category: Medical Riddles, Sporting RiddlesTopics: Family

When do you have acute pain?

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When you own a very pretty window.

Category: Medical RiddlesTopics: Pain

When don't you feel so hot?

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When you catch a cold.

Category: Medical RiddlesTopics: Cold, Hot

When is a doctor most annoyed?

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When he is out of patients (patience).

Category: Medical RiddlesTopics: Doctor

When is the best time to buy a thermometer?

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In the winter, because then it is lower.

Category: Medical RiddlesTopics: Time, Winter

When they take out an appendix, it’s an appendectomy; when they remove your tonsils, it’s a tonsillectomy. What is it when they remove a growth from your head?

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A haircut

Category: Medical RiddlesTopics: Appendix, Hair

Which is faster, hot or cold?

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Hot’s faster. You can catch a cold

Category: Medical RiddlesTopics: Cold, Hot