Dog Riddles

Here you find our popular collection of dog riddles and other interesting and fun dog puzzles and brain teasers of all kinds. To solve the puzzles, you have to let your imagination run wild and see beyond logic to find the correct answer!

Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?

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Fleece

Category: Animal Riddles, Wacky RiddlesTopics: Dog, Sheep

How does a dog stop a video?

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He presses the paws button

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Dog

I am your best friend.
My wet nose sniffs for food,
I have 4 legs and a tail.
I love to play & chase cats.
Who Am I?

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A dog

Category: Animal Riddles, Riddles for KidsTopics: Cat, Dog, Food, Friend

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?

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Because it wasn’t raining.

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Child, Dog, Umbrella

To you, rude would I never be,
Though I flag my tongue for all to see.

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A dog

Category: Animal Riddles, Classical riddlesTopics: Dog

What animal keeps the best time?

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A watch dog

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Dog

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

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Ruff

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Dog

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

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A south paw

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

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It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Dog, Leg

What do you call a great dog detective?

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Sherlock Bones

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Detective, Dog

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

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Hush puppies

Category: Animal Riddles, Cross RiddlesTopics: Dog

What do you get if you cross a beagle with bread dough?

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Dog biscuits

Category: Animal Riddles, Cross RiddlesTopics: Dog

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?

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Dingo Starr

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Dog

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?

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Cockerpoodledoo

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Dog, Rooster

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?

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Pooched eggs

Category: Cross RiddlesTopics: Chicken, Dog

What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?

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A flying carpet

Category: Animal Riddles, Cross RiddlesTopics: Car, Dog

What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler and a collie?

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A dog who bites you, and then goes for help

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Dog

What does a dog get when it finishes obedience school?

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A pet degree (pedigree)

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Dog, School

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

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A shampoodle

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Dog

What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

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A watch dog

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Dog

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

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You might step in a poodle!

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Cat, Dog

What is a little dog's favorite drink?

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Pupsi-cola

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Dog, Drink

What is more impressive than a talking dog?

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A spelling bee

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Bee, Dog

What kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?

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A Bulldog

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Clothing, Dog

What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

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A Dogwood

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Dog

What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?

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One drools, the other dribbles.

Category: Sporting RiddlesTopics: Basketball, Dog

When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?

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When the door is open.

Category: Animal Riddles, Classical riddlesTopics: Building, Dog, Yellow

Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?

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Santa Paws

Category: Animal Riddles, Holiday RiddlesTopics: Christmas, Dog