Puns

Here you will find interesting and fun puns, sayings and puzzles of all kinds. To solve the puzzles, you have to let your imagination run wild and see beyond logic to find the correct answer!

Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?

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He pastaway

Category: PunsTopics: Death

Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

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Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Category: Animal Riddles, Holiday Riddles, PunsTopics: Skunk

What bird can write?

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PENguin

Category: Animal Riddles, PunsTopics: Bird

What clothing does a house wear?

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Address

Category: PunsTopics: Clothing

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

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Fry-days

Category: Holiday Riddles, PunsTopics: Easter

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

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You're purrr-fect for me!

Category: Animal Riddles, Holiday Riddles, PunsTopics: Cat

What did the cab driver wear to the ball?

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A TAXIdo

Category: PunsTopics: Clothing

What did the cab driver wear to the ball?

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A TAXIdo

Category: PunsTopics: Clothing

What did the tree say to autumn?

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Leaf me alone

Category: PunsTopics: Autumn

What do bees do with their honey?

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They cell it.

Category: Animal Riddles, PunsTopics: Bee

What do elves learn in school?

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The Elf-abet

Category: PunsTopics: Elv, School

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

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I Scream

Category: PunsTopics: Dessert, Ghost

What do prisoners use to call each other?

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Cell phones

Category: PunsTopics: Prison, Telephone

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

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Fish and ships

Category: PunsTopics: Fish, Sea

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

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Forget-me-nuts

Category: Animal Riddles, Holiday Riddles, PunsTopics: Squirrel

What do you call a fish with no eye?

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FSH

Category: Animal Riddles, PunsTopics: Fish

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

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Claustrophobic

Category: Holiday Riddles, PunsTopics: Fear, Santa Claus

What do you have if an ax falls on your car?

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An ax-i-dent (accident)

Category: PunsTopics: Tool

What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?

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You get tinsel-itus

Category: Holiday Riddles, PunsTopics: Christmas, Decoration

What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?

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Cheerios

Category: Puns, Sporting RiddlesTopics: Cheerleader, Food

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

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Jog-raphy

Category: PunsTopics: Running, School

What is an astronaut’s favorite meal?

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Launch

Category: Puns, Wacky RiddlesTopics: Food

What nationality is Santa Claus?

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North Polish

Category: Holiday Riddles, PunsTopics: Santa Claus

What part of a football ground is never the same?

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The changing rooms

Category: Puns, Sporting RiddlesTopics: Football

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

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Bronchitis (bronc-itis)

Category: Animal Riddles, Medical Riddles, PunsTopics: Cowboy, Horse, Horses, Sickness