Animal Riddles

Here you will find interesting and fun animal riddles, sayings and puzzles of all kinds. To solve the puzzles, you have to let your imagination run wild and see beyond logic to find the correct answer!

What do you call a dog with no legs?

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It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Dog, Leg

What do you call a fish with no eye?

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FSH

Category: Animal Riddles, PunsTopics: Fish

What do you call a fish without an eye?

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Fsh

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Fish

What do you call a great dog detective?

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Sherlock Bones

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Detective, Dog

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

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A ball hog.

Category: Animal Riddles, Sporting RiddlesTopics: Basketball, Pig

What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?

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A funny bunny.

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Rabbit

What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?

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A runny bunny.

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Rabbit

What do you call a thieving alligator?

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A crookodile

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Crocodile, Thief

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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An Investigator

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Alligator

What do you call an angry polar bear?

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Nothing, just run.

Category: Animal Riddles, Riddles for KidsTopics: Angry, Bear

What do you call an elephant with wings?

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A Jumbo Jet

Category: Animal Riddles, Riddles for KidsTopics: Elephant

What do you call lending money to a bison?

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A buff-a-loan

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Bison, Money

What do you call two birds in love?

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Tweet hearts

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Bird, Heart, Love

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?

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Get out of the way.

Category: Animal Riddles, Sporting RiddlesTopics: Basketball, Elephant

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

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Hush puppies

Category: Animal Riddles, Cross RiddlesTopics: Dog

What do you get if you cross a beagle with bread dough?

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Dog biscuits

Category: Animal Riddles, Cross RiddlesTopics: Dog

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?

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Dingo Starr

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Dog

What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?

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A honey bunny.

Category: Animal Riddles, Cross RiddlesTopics: Bee, Bunny

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

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A cat-a-logue.

Category: Animal Riddles, Cross RiddlesTopics: Cat, Tree

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?

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Cockerpoodledoo

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Dog, Rooster

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?

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A 6 foot toothbrush.

Category: Animal Riddles, Cross RiddlesTopics: Giraffe, Hedgehog

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a snake?

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A jump rope

Category: Animal Riddles, Cross RiddlesTopics: Kangaroo, Snake

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

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A bird that will talk your ear off.

Category: Animal Riddles, Cross RiddlesTopics: Parrot, Shark

What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?

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A flat cat.

Category: Animal Riddles, Cross RiddlesTopics: Cat, Elephant

What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?

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Hot cross bunnies.

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Rabbit, Water