Holiday Riddles

Here you will find interesting and fun holiday riddles, sayings and puzzles of all kinds. To solve the puzzles, you have to let your imagination run wild and see beyond logic to find the correct answer!

A Skeleton walks into a restaurant, and then places an order for lunch. What is his order?

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Spare Ribs

Category: Holiday RiddlesTopics: Halloween, Lunch, Skeleton

A turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?

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Drumstick

Category: Holiday Riddles, What Is ItTopics: Thanksgiving Day, Turkey

Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

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Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Category: Animal Riddles, Holiday Riddles, PunsTopics: Skunk

Do the female deer like Mrs. Claus?

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Yes. They FAWN all over her.

Category: Animal Riddles, Holiday RiddlesTopics: Reindeer, Santa Claus

Dracula’s going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?

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A Blood Bank

Category: Holiday RiddlesTopics: Bank, Blod, Dracula, Halloween, Money

How do you know if Santa is really a werewolf?

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He has Santa claws.

Category: Holiday RiddlesTopics: Santa Claus, Werewolf

How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?

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He hires Santa's elves during the off season.

Category: Holiday RiddlesTopics: Bunny, Easter, Egg

I wonder what vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

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Grave-y

Category: Holiday RiddlesTopics: Christmas, Vampire

It’s Valentine’s Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?

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Cupid

Category: Animal Riddles, Holiday RiddlesTopics: Reindeer, Valentine’s Day

I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?

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A candle

Category: Holiday Riddles, What I AmTopics: Candle, Halloween, Jack O Lanterns

Santa just ate his walking stick! How is that possible?

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It was a candy cane!

Category: Holiday RiddlesTopics: Santa Claus

There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?

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A turkey

Category: Animal Riddles, Holiday RiddlesTopics: Key, Thanksgiving Day, Turkey

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

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Fry-days

Category: Holiday Riddles, PunsTopics: Easter

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

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It's Christmas, Eve!

Category: Holiday RiddlesTopics: Christmas

What did Santa change his name to after he slid down a chimney where the fire was still burning?

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Crisp Kringle

Category: Holiday RiddlesTopics: Santa Claus

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

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You're purrr-fect for me!

Category: Animal Riddles, Holiday Riddles, PunsTopics: Cat

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

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Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!

Category: Animal Riddles, Holiday RiddlesTopics: Christmas, Moneky

What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?

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Forget-me-nuts

Category: Animal Riddles, Holiday RiddlesTopics: Squirrel, Valentine’s Day

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

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Forget-me-nuts

Category: Animal Riddles, Holiday Riddles, PunsTopics: Squirrel

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

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Claustrophobic

Category: Holiday Riddles, PunsTopics: Fear, Santa Claus

What does Rudolph do that bugs Santa?

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He constantly Fa-La-La-La-Lows him.

Category: Holiday RiddlesTopics: Rudolph, Santa Claus

What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?

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You get tinsel-itus

Category: Holiday Riddles, PunsTopics: Christmas, Decoration

What happens to you at Christmas?

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Yule be happy!

Category: Holiday RiddlesTopics: Christmas

What is Santa's favorite basketball team?

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The New York Old St. Knicks

Category: Holiday Riddles, Sporting RiddlesTopics: Basketball, Santa Claus

What is the expected outcome of a cross between an apple and a Christmas tree?

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A pine apple

Category: Cross Riddles, Holiday RiddlesTopics: Apple, Christmas